Sunday, January 31, 2021

One-way ticket for a super weasel

            It all depends on which side you're on.

            Historian Michael Beschloss' choice is clear on the insurrection Donald Trump incited.

            "Did we treat Jefferson Davis as some honored citizen?" he asked on MSNBC. "No. He was in disgrace, and he was punished."

            A whole bunch of historians have chosen that side.

            Eight hundred and seventy-eight of them, including Pulitzer-winners Garry Wills, Ron Chernow, Jon Meacham and Stacy Schiff, signed a joint letter calling Trump "a clear and present danger to American democracy" and saying he shouldn't be allowed to run for office again.

            Unless you are using the QAnon Service App in the pandemic, this should be a no-brainer.

            However, if possible, for a moment set aside the impeachment of now -- the images of terrorists bashing in Capitol windows and spidering up its walls with "Trump" banners -- and know this:

            Trump should have been forever exiled in Year Three of his presidency. He tried to extort Ukraine with our defense dollars to knee-cap the man who would cut him down to size in 2020.

            It wasn't a "perfect phone call," not a moment's whim. It was a months-long plot that blew up in his scorched-caramel face.

            Then again, this:

             He'd have been gone by Year Two had he not exerted all of his super-weasel powers to evade accountability in Robert Mueller's Russia probe.

            Andrew Weissmann, one of Mueller's top lieutenants, makes that case in his book, "Where Law Ends," about the special counsel's investigation and Trump's efforts to obstruct justice when Russia – with Trump's clear blessing because, heck, it aided him – sabotaged our democracy.

            Weissmann writes, "We were attacked, repeatedly, and in a way that is as pernicious as anything we faced in World War II or on 9/11."

            If you're counting, that's one presidency, two concerted attacks on our country on Donald Trump's behalf.

            Russian operatives did far more than hack emails from the Democratic National Committee. They nosed into state elections systems. They engaged in voter suppression by using social media for deep-data profiling of voters.

            Played the patsy by Vladimir Putin, Trump did nothing about any of this, much as when on 1/6 Trump scurried off to the White House to tune in to what his red-capped windup goons did at the Capitol.

            Robert Mueller told Congress the Russians weren't through. And what do you know? They had just begun.

            Trump obstructed the Mueller probe at every turn – firing the FBI director for not kowtowing to him, intimidating Justice Department officials and ordering the White House counsel to fire Mueller. He must have had a lot to hide.

             "A brazen effort to undermine the rule of law," Weissmann calls it.

            Brazen. What an understatement.

            Trump's effort to evade accountability was abetted by the whitewash of the Mueller report by Attorney General William Barr which allowed Republicans to say Trump had been "cleared."

            In fact, Mueller cited and Weissmann affirms a handful of acts for which Trump could be indicted, but which Justice Department policy prevented Mueller from pursuing.

            Maybe those indictments are yet to come.

            Possibly most egregious was the bartering of Trump's pardon power when associates like Paul Manafort, Roger Stone and Mike Flynn were being convicted for varied crimes, including lying to federal prosecutors.

            Now they've been let off the hook by he who thus far has skated from accountability.

            The title of Weissmann's book comes from John Locke: "Where-ever law ends, tyranny begins" -- words displayed at the very Justice Department Barr defiled by playing Trump's toady.

            The historians are right. Trump should never be in public office again. He doesn't care about the law. He cares only about himself and bolstering his cult.

            Let him establish his own personal Guyana where he is king, Kool-Aid at the ready.

            Let's then resume a democratic republic, a more perfect union where the law applies to all of us.

            Longtime newspaperman John Young lives in Colorado. Email: jyoungcolumn@gmail.com.

Sunday, January 24, 2021

Conned by you-know-Q

            "The fact is we won the election. We won it big."

            Believe that? Then believe this: On Inauguration Day, with members of Congress, former presidents and spouses assembled and Joe Biden about to be sworn in, Donald Trump arose from the sandstone, had all executed, and took survivors for sno-cones.

            Or: Refusing to concede -- as he vowed he would never do – Trump stood his ground and pardoned all the goons who bravely risked all that broken glass to ransack the Capitol.

            Since none of these things happened, not A, B or C, it means that QAnon, which expected the executions, and the Proud Boys, who expected the pardons, can join the rest of us who know we were conned by you-know-Q.

            Those who still don't believe they were conned will say that Donald Trump never pretended to be Q, the messiah of a sect of people whose brains had turned to bat guano.

            No, Trump just patronized and profited from the believers, which is what con men do. Or what's a Jim Jones for?

            Listen to the dis-delusioned, as the BBC reported in these online comments from QAnon believers:

            "It is done and we were played."

            "I want to throw up. I'm so sick of the disinformation and false hope."

            Another word for that is "lies."

            Listen to Proud Boys' morning-after-inauguration online confessions courtesy of the New York Times.

            Trump's response to the assault on the Capitol was "very weak and flaccid," and he proved he was "not the same guy that ran in 2015."

            Good point. The tough guy didn't even accompany his precious mob on its march to the Capitol as he said he would.

            "Trump will go down as a total failure," said another of the Boys in the flock.

            "Total" is a strong word. Let's say he's been a success in harvesting dollars for his purposes.

            Back in 2016 I remember a guy saying he'd vote for the man because Trump could finance his own campaign.

            I wonder what the guy said when it was revealed that Trump is $421 million in debt, or that Trump has been shaking down supporters for funds ostensibly to support his challenge to the 2020 results.

            The fine print on the appeal for the $495 million raised is that only a sliver of the money went to the election challenge. The lion's share goes to a PAC formed by Trump to do mostly what he wishes.

            Yep. It was all a con – like "drain the swamp." Trump not only made Washington a greater haven for influence peddlers, he helped pump dollars into his properties.

            And look at one of his last actions as president: Revoking the five-year ban on lobbying by administration staffers he had established at the start of his presidency, along with a lifetime prohibition on their lobbying for foreign governments.

            The last thing Trump wanted was clean or ethical government. He wanted power, allegiance and the riches attendant.

            Trump, naturally, talks about returning as America's savior in 2024. If he's lost QAnon and the Proud Boys, however, that's starting out in a hole.

            Trump's disgraceful fall sadly calls into question the future of QAnon, described by one news report as intent on crushing a massive ring run by Satan-worshipping Democrats "devoted to the abduction, trafficking, torture, sexual abuse and cannibalization of children."

            Combatting this seems like a modest cause for a former president.

            Recall that O.J. Simpson vowed to search the ends of the earth to find the killer of his former wife and her friend. Maybe on some Florida tee box, he and Trump can compare strategies.

            Longtime newspaperman John Young lives in Colorado. Email: jyoungcolumn@gmail.com.

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Camo or no, traitors clearly visible

            Apparently I have extra-keen perceptual powers.

            Analyzing an Associated Press photo from last week of armed protesters stalking the Kentucky statehouse, I clearly made them out through their camouflage.

            The camo might have fooled any deer in the area, but surely not anyone upright on two legs.

            All one had to do was see how the contours of background foliage did not keep pace with the warriors' XXXL bellies.

            They came armed to add menace to their outrage that Mitch McConnell voted to affirm Joe Biden's election – something McConnell did because that's what the Electoral College did.

            See? Our enemy is clearly visible – the enemy of the system that is ours.

            Enemies like Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, Louie Gohmert, and of course the con man they would make king.

            Cruz and Hawley owe an apology to a lot of Republicans. Their comments on the Capitol floor imply that as a whole they are stupid and un-American.

            Indeed, based on the comments of the two insurrectionists, a whole lot of Republicans wear the horns of anti-democratic hysteria.

            That's just wrong. For many the horns fit. But what about the rest?

            Hawley: "74 million Americans are not going to be told that their voices don't matter." That implies that all who voted for Trump reject the election results.

            No they don't. Most Republicans can do simple math. The math says Joe Biden won by 7 million votes.

            They could have overturned the Electoral College results in Georgia – and lost.

            They could have overturned Pennsylvania – and lost.

             Arizona. Lost. Michigan. Lost. Wisconsin. Lost.

            They lost. They know it. They know Trump lied when he pronounced, "We won this election," just as he lied every time he has sidled up to a mic as president.

            If they didn't or wouldn't believe they lost, 60-plus court cases hence, and with 50 states certifying, they knew the score.

            That leaves the others – the enemy – they who reject reality, like our twice-impeached president and members of the Sedition Caucus.

            As Trump moves on, he leaves us with fanatics in red caps and camo openly speaking of kidnappings and assassinations.

            He leaves us with Qanon supporters, white nationalists or those simply off their noodles serving racist-safe districts in Congress. Gerrymandering will assure that we have more. How about it, Texas, Arizona?

            We've now seen evidence that via districts drawn to certain specifications one can be elected to Congress or the statehouse simply by virtue of brandishing an assault rifle on video.

            That doesn't make them representative of most of us, not of America, not of Republicans in general; no, they are enemies of us.

            If you voted for Trump, no assumptions here: Are you one of us, we who support a constitutional republic and can do math, or are you the enemy, wholly in support of an autocracy?

            Despite what Cruz and Hawley imply, a lot fewer Americans believe in the Big Lie about the 2021 election. A lot more believe in our system, and that the election was as fair as it could be.

            Ted Cruz said on the Senate floor that our democracy is in crisis. That is only because of a serial liar and his serial enablers. Otherwise, we just had an election and some people are violently refusing to accept the results, with Cruz and Co.'s tacit approval.

            Now we brace for acts of insurrection to follow through on those insurrectionist acts Trump and his sycophantic caddies in Congress attempted.

            We should all worry about public safety. However, it's most likely that armed traitors in red caps or camo will give us a new slang term for how to end it all: suicide by Trump.

            If a resounding majority had not voted for safe and sound leadership, our nation would be set to experience that very end.

            Longtime newspaperman John Young lives in Colorado. Email: jyoungcolumn@gmail.com.